Lion’s kiN II: Simba’s Shame
Rafiki: Whoa, waidaminute, Simba! You had a boy cub in the first movie, and now you have dis girl. I’m sorry, but we’ll have to leave one of them out of the movie.
Simba: Okay, dump the boy. I never got to know even his name, anyhow. Chaka, Kopa, Tanabi or whatever. We’ll go on with Kiara.
Simba: Kiara, slow down! You mustn’t go yet!
Zazu: Yes, Kiara, you should be careful because of those evel lion, outlanders.
Simba: Umm… Zazu? Has something happened to you? You sound different.
Zazu: Well, they didn’t get Rowan Atkinson to cast me anymore. And boy, were all those TLK nuts mad when the movie was released!
Kovu: What are you doing?
Kiara: Excuse me?! I thought you were the one who started all that growling, hissing, and menacing prancing about.
Kiara: Ooooh, you were so brave down there with those crocodiles!…
Kovu: Uh, I just bravely, boldly, ran away, if you didn’t notice… whereas you saved my life…
Kiara: I think I’m falling in love with you!
Kovu: Well, you’d better be quick, then. Our parents are about to interrupt us, and we’re not going to see each other in years after this!
Simba: Zira! You were banished from the Pridelands! Get out of here!
Zira: Not until you tell me, why exactly were we banished! It’s never explained in this movie, and the audience will be confused, since it isn’t told what really caused this war between our prides!
Simba: Then you’ll have to tell me first, who’s Kovu’s real father, if Scar isn’t!
Nuka: Wait a second, who are you? Some of those pridelander termites?
Vitani: No, it’s me, Vitani! I just look so different as a cub than as an adult in the intro page of this comic.
Zira: I’ll train you, my little Kovu, to become our king as Scar wished. We’ll intensify your training tomorrow. Say bye-bye to nice and happy childhood!